Fendi handbags at dawn?
It seems (to someone at least) that JLaw's recent gushing about her costarSimple Bae Liam Hemsworth has gone over like a cup of cold sick with his ex-fiancee, Destiny Hope Miley Cyrus. Though, it's more likely that she doesn't give a shit anymore, Miley's supposedly telling everyone that she's gonna confront JLaw about it at some party in Australia later this year. Because nothing says I'm over you like bitching at the new gf over a year after you broke up with a guy. And nothing says slow news day than pitting women against each other over the most beige of men.
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MamaMia Miley?
Now that Jennifer Aniston's all but finished having her fictitious-soccer-team-worth of tabloid cover story babies, it's time for the younger generation to put up with this bullshit. A source claims Miley's tested positive for Schwarzenegger spawn and is one month along [isn't that about how long they've been dating?]. The source goes on to say Miley loves Patrick (as evidenced by the recent PDAs) and is also keen on the idea of having a Kennedy baby.
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Meanwhile, Patrick's mother both loves and hates his relationship with Miley.
It seems (to someone at least) that JLaw's recent gushing about her costar
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Mama
Now that Jennifer Aniston's all but finished having her fictitious-soccer-team-worth of tabloid cover story babies, it's time for the younger generation to put up with this bullshit. A source claims Miley's tested positive for Schwarzenegger spawn and is one month along [isn't that about how long they've been dating?]. The source goes on to say Miley loves Patrick (as evidenced by the recent PDAs) and is also keen on the idea of having a Kennedy baby.
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Meanwhile, Patrick's mother both loves and hates his relationship with Miley.
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