ONTD Original: 15 Albums that will be 10 years old in 2016

We're just days away from ringing in 2016 and it's time for the annual post where we look back at the sountracks of our lives from a decade ago and realize  just how old we are now.

Amy WInehouse - Back to Black

October 27, 2006

The second and final album by the late Amy. Co-produced by Mark Ronson of "Uptown Funk" fame.She blew us away with her vocals and throw-back style and the first single made no secret of her addictions. RIP.

Rihanna - A Girl Like Me

April 10, 2006

This was basically the album that proved that she wasnt going to be  a one hit wonder. The first single, S.O.S. was everywhere and since then "that Rihanna reign just won't let up." (Let's not talk about ANTI...)

Christina Aguilera - Back to Basics
August 11, 2006

After her Dirrty, we were surprised to see Xtina put some clothes back on and release a double album full of old style songs like Candyman or Ain't No Other Man (take note, Miley Cyrus). Unfortunately her music has gone downhill since.

Beyoncé - B'Day
September 4, 2006

Queen Bey had everyone and their mother singing "to the left, to the left" before "put a ring on it" or "driver, roll up the partition please..."

My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade
October 23, 2006

This album is mandatory listening for every emo kid that still exists. That first piano note is already playing in your head, isn't it?

Brand New - The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
November 20, 2006

Another required listening for emo kids. I actually never heard it until quite recently. Jesus, I'm late.

Taking Back Sunday - Louder Now

April 25, 2006

Of course I chose to include this after Brand New (thanks to ONTD, I am aware of their history). This album had every emo kid screaming "I JUST WANNA BRING YOU DOWN SO BADLY!!!" (in the worst way).

P!nk - I'm Not Dead
April 4, 2006

In the song, Stupid Girls, P!nk asks "What happened to the dream of a girl president?"  Anyone know if she endorses Hillary Clinton now?

Muse - Black Holes and Revelations
July 3, 2006

Before being known as that Twilight band, Muse released this album and it was successful.



Justin Timberlake - FutureSex/LoveSounds
September 8, 2006

Produced by Timbaland. This album is pop perfection. I'll never forget listening to SexyBack on my first iPod and then it started skipping and broke right after. Ahh those were the days...

Nelly Furtado - Loose

June 7, 2006

Also produced by Timbaland. Also just as good. Speaking of iPods when I bought my next one (still got it 8 years later) this album was on the box. Everyone was all about Promiscuous in 2006. Quite a departure from I'm Like a Bird.

Fergie - The Duchess
September 13, 2006

After success with the Black Eyed Peas, Fergie followed in the footsteps of other before her and released a solo album. It taught us the definiton of Fergalicious and put them boys on rock, rock.

Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

January 23, 2006

Before rocking us with AM in 2013, the Arctic Monkeys rocked us with long ass song titles like You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights But You Were Staring Straight at Me and said we looked good dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984.

Paris Hilton - Paris
August 22, 2006

Paving the way for others like her, Paris debuted her album in 2006 and shockingly wasn't horrible. By the way, the kid in the Nothing in this World video looks like this now.

Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
October 24, 2006

And last but certainly not least, former country princess, Taylor Swift (no it's Becky). Yes, she has been in the music business for a decade. This was back when she was just strumming her guitar and singing about boys and not sue-crazy. Fun fact: the original lyric to Picture to Burn was "So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy, that's fine, I'll tell mine you're gay..." © Taylor Swift, Big Machine Records.

Honourable Mentions:

Nick Lachey - What's Left of Me
Jessica Simpson - A Public Affair
Three Days Grace - One-X
Cute is What We Aim For - The Same Old Blood Rush with a New Touch
Rise Against - The Sufferer & the Witness
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Don't You Fake It
Gym Class Heroes- As Cruel As School Children
Jonas Brothers - It's About Time
John Mayer - Continuum
Chingy - HoodStar
Cascada - Everytime We Touch
High School Musical soundtrack
Cassie - Cassie
Evanescence - The Open Door
The Killers - Sam's Town
Cobra Starship - While the City Sleeps, We Rule the Streets
Brooke Hogan - Undiscovered
Kevin Federline - Playing With Fire
Akon - Konvicted
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium
Hellogoodbye - Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
Boys Like Girls - Boys Like Girls
Lily Allen - Alright, Still
AFI - Decemberunderground

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Bb!Thor Liam Hemsworth Serves Mermaid Realness.

ONTD's Most Hated Were 2015's Most Charitable Celebs

1: Not shy about posting photos or articles of her good deeds, Taylor Swift came in at the top spot with a $50,000 donation to a young girl who had to miss one of her shows to undergo treatment for leukemia. She also donated $50,000 to the Seattle Symphony and $50,000 to help fund arts education in NYC. She supplied $50,000 to her backup dancers baby nephew fighting cancer.

2: Miley Cyrus founded the Happy Hippy Foundation– an organization with a mission to rally young people to fight injustice facing homeless youth, LGBTQ youth and other vulnerable populations

7: John Legend and Chrissy Teigen donated $500,000 to the Springfield City School District. They also fed and assisted protestors in NYC fighting against police brutality in the wake of Eric Garner's death. They also made donations to Planned Parenthood and urged the millions following them online to do the same.

10: Demi Lovato was big on mental health this year. She joined forces with leading mental health advocacy organizations to launch Be Vocal, an initiative designed to empower adults living with mental health conditions to speak up with their support team. Lovato also partnered with the nonprofit Regular Hero to create The Lovato Scholarship to cover expenses for individuals struggling with mental health and/or addiction issues.

14: Lena Dunham really helped Planned Parenthood this year by dressing up as a Planned Parenthood doctor for Halloween. Dunham also auctioned off a sweater for Planned Parenthood.

Full List At Source

ONTD Original: Capricorn Problematics Faves and Plain Old Problems!

Happy Holidays and welcome to the second installment of this months faves/problematic faves/problems.



Problematic Faves

Zayn Malik, Jan. 12/Louis Tomlinson, Dec. 24

Bless them both for giving ONTD the opportunity to have posts. A lot of ONTD was ambivalent to One Direction, but Zayn’s confirmed cheating on fiancé Perrie and his subsequent quitting of One Direction halfway through a tour was glorious. No better is Louis Tomlinson, the only member of One Direction to engage with Naughty Boy in little digs during this time. It was later discovered that he got a woman pregnant. Larry stans have subsequently gone further down the rabbit hole, screaming “MANAGEMENT” and Louis himself seems to be ignoring the reality of it.


Ryan Seacrest, Dec. 24

Oh, Ryan Seacrest. We prefer Brian Dunkleman.

Bradley Cooper, Jan. 5

Plastic Man and Lolita lover Bradley Cooper is everywhere. If you would have told me back during the Hangover days that B.Coop would be a multi-Oscar nominee and movie star by now, I wouldn't have beleived you. On ONTD we love to hate Bradley, and that's what makes him a problematic fave.

J.R.R Tolkien, Jan. 3

Beloved for The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien was kinda racist. And very likely sexist. His works often put women on a pedestal as pure and sweet and kind, but there weren’t very many of them. Note how while Eowyn strives to be a warrior, all this is ended once she meets Faramir and the pinnacle of happiness for her is instead to be with him. There are some rumors that he wasn’t fond at all of the women students he had to teach either.


Jim Carrey, Jan. 17

Oh Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim. How beloved a comedian, how deep his fall. Noted anti-vaxxer, Jim Carrey went on a rant about how vaccines cause autism and used the picture of an autistic boy and was requested by the boy’s family to remove it. He’s very against vaccines, although he says he’s against mercury/thimerosal in vaccines. Frankly, you get more mercury in your system by ingesting a can of tuna, but whatever Jim. Stick to making us laugh!


Honorable Mentions: Edgar Allan Poe, Ted Danson, Nigella Lawson, Nicholas Cage, Jodie Sweetin, Taye Diggs


Flops

Steve Harvey, Jan. 17

Noted sexist idiot and publicity stunt pawn recent Miss Universe host fuck up Steve Harvey makes the list for well, being a noted sexist idiot and fucking up the recent Miss Universe Pagent.

Howard Stern, Jan. 12

Known as a “shock jock”, Stern’s made a lot of controversial statements about a lot of things, such as the comments after the Columbine shootings and saying the closest he got to having sex with a black woman was masturbating to Aunt Jemima. He’s not really a great interviewer, but he does have a remarkable ability to get people to say things about themselves they wouldn’t otherwise say.

David Bowie, Jan. 8

Despite his catalogue of classic rock hits, game changing performance art, and his long-lasting marriage to supermodel Iman, David Bowie is here because he was a rock star and has had at least one sexual interaction with a 13 year old girl. People might blame the times, the drugs, the environment, but it doesn’t matter.

Jeremy Renner, Jan. 7

Asshole. He’s made a lot of disparaging comments about women and doesn’t think he has anything to do with the wage gap between himself and his female co-stars. It should have been you instead of Quicksilver!

Tiger Woods, Dec. 30

Tiger Woods is greatly talented, but better known these days for his messy personal life and 'sex addiction'. After being confronted about his cheating, he crashed his car into a tree and shortly afterward, his wife divorced him and he lost a ton of endorsements.

Paula Deen, Jan. 19

The southern butter queen is racist?! Say it ain’t so! But she is. Totally racist. Even though she’s apologized for having used the N-word and thinking that having all black servants at a dinner would be cute, we’re pretty sure she didn’t mean it.



Mel Gibson, Jan. 3
Really hates Jews, loves slurs, and allegedly hit his most recent wife. Definitely not a good dude (and frankly was never really a good actor).

Jared Leto, Dec. 26

Jared Leto has been the subject of sexual abuse rumors with mutliple women naming or alleging he used his fame as a way to take advantage of vulnerable victims. In addition, his thirst for acting recognition led him to take the role of a trans woman, and even won an Oscar for it. So brave, Jared.


Wayne Coyne, Jan. 13

Guitarist and vocalist for The Flaming Lips, he’s been accused of racism and verbal abuse with threats of physical abuse by former drummer Kilph Scurlock. Coyne supported Christina Fallin, a musician and daughter of OK governor, after she posted a picture of herself wearing a Native American headdress which Scurlock called out. He also says that Scurlock is a pathological liar. Coyne is also a close friend of Miley Cyrus, and acts as kind of a creepy creative guru and "father figure" to her.

Dishonorable Mention: Matt Lauer, Dustin Diamond, Nicholas Sparks, Kirstie Alley, Diane Keaton, R. Kelly, Kid Rock, Gerard Depardieu

SO there you have it folks see you next month for the Aquarians! Thanks again to the incomparable yurasama_love for her words and wisdom

source: biography.com dead to me

Miley Cyrus Goes Back to Her Roots (Quite Literally) As She Shows Off New Longer 'Do

18 (5) Of The Most Cringeworthy Lyrics From 2015

18 of the most cringeworthy lyrics from 2015 https://t.co/vFOw5r3rjL http://pic.twitter.com/5tdgqlmBqA

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) December 27, 2015

Future - Stick Talk

"I ain't got no manners for no sluts/
I'ma put my thumb in her butt"


Luke Bryan - Spring Breakdown

"I remember when we started this weeklong party/
And to think that it's over/
It makes me wanna spring breakdown"



Miley Cyrus - Dooo It

"Yeah, I smoke pot/
Yeah, I love peace/
But I don't give a fuck/
I ain't no hippy"


Toby Keith - 35 MPH Town

"It's right there in the Bible/
We don't pull out/
Spare the rod and you'll sour a 35mph town"



Cee-Lo Gree - Robin Williams

"I said we don't know, life reminds me of Robin Williams/
We've got to laugh the pain away"




Source: @buzzfeed.com

Miley Cyrus debuts new song: "My Sad Christmas Song"

Out nowwwwww on SoundCloud!!! #mysadchristmassong #merryfuckingchristmas 🎁🎄☃ https://t.co/Q6TAa0uKey http://pic.twitter.com/hnXgIr78tK

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) December 25, 2015

Sad Christmas Song lyrics (you're welcome @trainwek) http://pic.twitter.com/OqaSkvlL9h

— Bailey (@XWiresInMyHead) December 25, 2015

1 / 2

More than likely about Liam Hemsworth, tbh. Most of her love songs are about him.

Is Miley releasing a Christmas song?

More shots from Miley's Plastik shoot

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She's Just Being Miley: Cyrus Goes 'Topless' Alongside Pamela Anderson in L.A. Concert

The "Wrecking Ball" singer, 23, wore a body-baring ensemble alongside Anderson, who flashed a sign reading, "Save the whales"

She's Just Being Miley: Cyrus Goes 'Topless' Alongside Pamela Anderson in L.A. Concert

The "Wrecking Ball" singer, 23, wore a body-baring ensemble alongside Anderson, who flashed a sign reading, "Save the whales"

Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson -- Yeah, That Happened

Pamela Anderson joined Miley Cyrus in concert Saturday night and the youngster took a page out of Pam's nudity playbook ... and then some. MIley flashed a lot and Pam look hard as they played to the crowd at the Wiltern.  And speaking of the…

Miley Cyrus and Her Breasts Up Their Pasties Game In Her Two Covers for Plastik Magazine

The singer has managed to one-up herself in terms of pure, unadulterated weirdness yet again

ONTD Roundup

For Wednesday, December 16, 2015:

• 'Love Actually' Screenwriter Confirms Off-Screen Facts
• Kelly Rutherford Loses Custody of Her Two Children
• Adele Used to Take 20 Sugars a Day With Tea
• One Direction Carpool Karaoke
• Miley Cyrus: I've never tried any psychedelics, but I'm not against it
• Abby Wambach Plays Last Game in New Orleans
• Khloe Kardashian Getting Makeover Show on E!
• Azealia Banks Arrested After Biting Security Guard's Breast
• Yesterday's ONTD Roundup
• 
  

Miley Cyrus in Paper Magazine, "I've never tried any psychedelics, but I'm not against it."

Even though Miley was JUST on the cover of Paper Magazine, that didn't stop them from featuring the singer again, this time covered in pink body paint.

"I was so sober, I painted myself pink to enjoy a slice in my fairy garden. I've never tried any psychedelics, but I'm not against it. LOL. The very small people you see in the bottom right frame are actually just shrunken reflections of my inner self."

SOURCE


ONTD, have you tried psychedelics?

Watch Miley Cyrus as a Foul-Mouthed Baby in Her Bizarre New Music Video 'BB Talk'

Lyrics for the chorus include "Baby talk is creeping me out/F--- me so you stop baby talking."

Watch Miley Cyrus as a Foul-Mouthed Baby in Her Bizarre New Music Video 'BB Talk'

Lyrics for the chorus include "Baby talk is creeping me out/F--- me so you stop baby talking."

Possibly the Worst Thing You'll See Today, Miley's Vid for BBTalk

Miley Posts Cryptic "I Love U" Text, Fans Think it's from Liam

It'll Be a Very Miley Christmas! You Have to See the Star's Incredible Cover of 'Silent Night'

The performance is part of Bill Murray's new Netflix Christmas special, 'A Very Murray Christmas'

It'll Be a Very Miley Christmas! You Have to See the Star's Incredible Cover of 'Silent Night'

The performance is part of Bill Murray's new Netflix Christmas special, 'A Very Murray Christmas'

ONTD Original: 5 Times 2015 Delivered The Goods

Miley Cyrus - Silent Night (A Very Murray Christmas) + Let it Snow + Sleigh Ride

ONTD Original: Sagittarius Problematics Faves and Problems!

In this follow up post to Faves, we have your Problematic Faves and Sagittarian Messes. Since real life isn't black and white and there are a lot of Sags who tread the good and awful line, we've separated the list this way. If we've forgotten anyone, let us know! Again keep in mind that while the lists ARE numbered, THERE IS NO RANKING BETWEEN ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.


Problematic Faves
1. Ian Somerhalder, Dec. 8

Bless his beautiful blue peepers, but Ian Somerhalder is thirsty for fame. He’s relatively harmless and does good work for animals, but what was that hard campaigning for Christian Grey? He interacts with his fans maybe just a bit too much.

2. Scarlett Johansson, Nov. 22

Scarlett is a well-known and critically acclaimed actress, and is part of one of the biggest franchises in history as Black Widow. Many people find her acting flat and with little range but some of her personal choices have been quite suspect. She was previously married to Ryan Reynolds and then dated Sean Penn. What is her taste? I personally haven’t been here for Scarlett Johansson since she picked her SodaStream spokesmanship over OxFam. People are also angry about her casting in Ghost in the Shell.

3. Taylor Swift, Dec. 13

Ahhh TayTay. The gushing love that ONTD had for her after 1989 came out has quickly vanished in a flame of fury. Her calculating nature has been revealed and her weird favoriting of tumblr posts show her to maybe have a bit of a narcissistic edge. Also, her boyfriend ALLEGEDLY indirectly got a bunch of ONTDers banned (I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU TUGGERNUTS) so fuck that. She’s been curiously silent since Adele’s record crushing release of 25.

4. Nicki Minaj, Dec. 8

Nicki is entertaining… as long as you don’t follow everything she says. Nicki was recently blasted for heavy use of Nazi imagery in the music video for "Only", and has been caught up in a few messy twitter wars. Speaking of... Miley, what's good?

5. Miley Cyrus, Nov.23

Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley. In distancing herself from her Hannah Montana days, she’s become an insufferably loud pothead. Gone are those nice backyard sessions. She’s just really annoying and try hard at this point. We were rooting for you during the Pilates days, girl!

6. Tyra Banks, Dec. 4

Tyra is amazing. She’s also incredibly self-centered. Did you know she started modeling at 15? And then when couture stopped booking her, she and her mama had pizza and decided to change her modeling course? And that she was the first black woman on the cover of Sports Illustrated? And that she went to Harvard? So do the rest of us because she never shuts up about it. She’s also scared of Naomi Campbell.

7. Anna Nicole Smith, Nov. 28

Anna Nicole Smith is just a tragic person. She had her son Daniel at the age of 17, then married oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall when she was 24 and he was 89 (it ended when he died in 1995), then became a Playboy bunny. She wanted a cut of her dead husband’s oil money and the case went all the way to the US Supreme Court! She had multiple problems with drugs and alcohol and all this came to a head after the birth of her second child Dannielynn. Her son was found dead of an overdose the day after his sister’s birth and Dannielynn’s biological father came to sue for paternity. The paternity case was not resolved when Anna was found dead in 2007 of an accidental overdose. She continues to fascinate people after her death.
Honorable mentions: Pope Francis, Frank Sinatra, Mo’nique, Judd Apatow, Manny Pacquiao, Sarah Silverman, Winston Churchill



Sagitarrian MESSES
1. Raven Symone, Dec. 10

If nu-black was in the dictionary, her face would be the describing picture. Raven went from being adorable child actress and entertaining Disney star to a hot, hot mess. She currently spouts idiocy on The View.

2. Woody Allen, Dec. 1

What’s there to say about Woody Allen? He’s a bastard who molested Dylan Farrow and very likely Soon Yi Previn, married poor Soon Yi, and is applauded in Hollywood. The sooner he falls into a volcano, the happier we’ll all be.

3. Reeva Steenkamp’s murderer (Oscar Pistorius), Nov. 22

He murdered his girlfriend and got only 5 years in prison in South Africa, and he might not even have to serve all five years. Prosecution in South Africa is trying to rebuild a case against him. Prior to all this he was best known for being an athlete with two prosthetic legs. Couldn't be bothered to find a gif of him, so enjoy this glamorous cow instead.

4. Mayim Bialik, Dec. 12

She has a Ph.D in neurobiology but is also against vaccines. An ONTD member actually asked her why she didn’t like vaccines and she waffled. Otherwise she’s best known as the star of 80s TV show Blossom, Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory, and breastfeeding her kids way past the age of two.

5. Ted Cruz, Dec. 22

Where do I fucking start with Ted Cruz? He’s a conservative Republic an Senator from who spews bile every time he opens his mouth. He hates women, is against gay marriage, contributed to the government shutdown, doesn’t believe in global warming, and thinks Ayn Rand is great. He’s the son of Cuban immigrants and was born in Canada, but don’t fret Canadians! He renounced his Canadian citizenship in 2014. This fucker is running for President, but he’ll never get in the Oval Office.

6. Ted Nugent, Dec. 13

Known for his music, Ted Nugent is at least an ephebophile, making himself the legal guardian of his second wife Pele Massa so he could be in a relationship with her. He a homophobe, hunts illegally, supports conceal carry laws, and is your standard Republican shitbag.

7. Kiefer Sutherland, Dec. 21

Son of evil dictator President Snow, Keifer's full name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland, to which all I can say is: fucking really? He’s had documented problems with alcohol, getting his fourth DUI in 2007, and headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough, though the charges were dropped. Those DUIs are NAGL.
Honorable Mentions: Joseph Stalin, Andy Dick, Warren Jeffs, Ted Bundy, Aaron Carter, Peter Facinelli, Kaley Cuoco, Strom Thurmond

source: biography.com